Are you lying awake, night after night worrying about providing rich and nutritious food for your cat? Are you worried about possible toxic chemicals in commercial food? Are you worried about not being the best cat guardian you can be? If so, you are not alone. It is a concern of many these days. But don't despair. Many are turning to Chirp Birdseed for a quick and affordable solution. Chirp Birdseed is specifically-designed to attract a great variety of fat, nutritious birds to your lawn and make them slow and groggy. Simply throw a handful on your lawn each morning and let your cat do the rest. Remember Chirp Birdseed provides your cat with 100 percent of the nutrients it needs to maintain optimum health. It's wholesome, it's fresh, it's entirely natural and much cheaper than commercial cat food. So always recall, when it comes to cats, come to Chirp! When it comes to cats, come to Chirp!

 

*Satire only. In the interests of full disclosure, I have had cats for close to 40 years and never fed them live food. Further I have been an active environmentalist all my life as well.